My Bloody Valentine

Your usual miner-gone-crazy-and-kills-teenagers-annually flick. Except for some reason this is considered a cult classic, so classic enough it warranted a recent remake (which shall go unseen by this critic, knock on wood). The '80s horror film never really deviates from the formula of teens go off to make out, both are beheaded, others go looking for teens, get gutted, others make out, get burned, others go looking, get sliced. "Scream" really captures this well, and is more entertaining than the movies it used as its source material. Plus you get to see Deputy Dewey get the girl. Bonus.