Juno

Roger Ebert called this the best film of 2007. It's not the first time he passed the dutchie on the left hand side while he made his list. 2003 -- "Monster." 2005 -- "Crash." And now, 2007 -- this junk.

There's nothing here. Not since "Network" has there been such forced and aggressively bad dialogue. It's not funny or engaging, no matter how many jokes and quips spew out of the characters' mouths. And the music was God-awful. It was like listening to every song that wasn't good enough to make it into "Once," only "sung" by William Hung.

If I had to point out the positive things in the film, I could find them, but they're minor. Jennifer Garner was actually decent. And Allison Janney's character -- the stepmother -- was more nuanced than I thought she would be.

I keep reading movie critics talk about how great a year 2007 was for movies, and I still don't see it. "Juno" was supposed to be great, and it's really not. I still can only think of 5 movies that would make it into my top 10 of the year.