Multiplicity

I'm surprised this hasn't been remade twice by now, given that the average Hollywood producer has the intelligence of Doug #4. The first would star Ryan Reynolds and Kate Hudson. Then, two years later, it would star some Beverly Hills socialite's son and would be a quasi-reality film. Then it would be spoofed by three of the six people behind "Scary Movie 6" or whatever, and it'd be called "Multiple Movie," and it would make $80 million. All the while, fans of the original would say, "Michael Keaton's a good actor. More people should watch 'Desperate Measures.'"