Mother of Tears

Any movie that has the line "Go and grab the Aramaic and Mycenaean dictionaries, will you?" is either going to be a documentary about the making of the new Mel Gibson flick or a bad horror film about an ancient curse, some witches, death cults, and other stuff. This is the latter. I consider myself an Asia Argento fan, but watching this I realized I can't think of a great movie she's been in, other than "xXx." This film's for tiger petters, not you, dear readers.